Happy Halloween to all earthlings.
Our alien overlords have given us permissions to share with the people of this planet a token of our immeasurable appreciation for the last thirteen years of our little Halloween musical masquerade we call Creepy Cheapy.
We are as bummed out as you are that we are not able to host the party this year, but we miss you all, and cannot wait to see you next year. We've got such big plans in store to make it the biggest one yet. Thank you for all your creepy-crawly devotion to our favorite Crofoot event of every year.
We love you. See you next year.